Just When You Think You've Heard It All ...

A Minnesota man pled guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy while drunk. He left a bar, on his chair, after drinking 8 or 9 beers. His blood alcohol contant was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked car. The chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.